"I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known, don't know where it goes, but it's home to me and I walk alone."

3.29.2005

Aim for the Mountain

Now here are COUNTDOWN’s “Top Three News Makers of this Day.”

Number three, the Utah Department of Transportation. They couldn't hit the broad side of a mountain with a howitzer. What do I mean by that? I mean, they couldn’t hit the broad side of a mountain with a howitzer. That’s what they were supposed to do. It’s the way you start the controlled avalanche in Provo Canyon, but they missed it and the howitzer shell went over the top of the mountain and landed in the shed in the backyard of Scott and Laurie Conners. Miraculously, no injuries!

Go and practice.

>> "Countdown" [MSNBC, 3-28-05]

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